I don't do this too often, but I am going to say it: what I did for Lutheran Radio Church Service was a big deal that continues to be so today. Yes, saving it from linking out to radio program archives with raunchy ads was the reason I was hired, but what I did next was the reason I was retained as web archivist.
The website hosting the services for free started to show ads, so I got around that. In the process, I wrote a separate article for each service. This took a long time, but it's really starting to pay off, with many pastors listed in searches on lrcsonline.org ahead of their own church websites. Not only that, the services are searchable and tagged so that related services can be found.
Moving forward, I began to add a service a week to Google Docs and to Youtube. Archived for free and with limited ads, if any. Yes, it takes some time to convert the audio to the right formats and add the articles, but I have a system that works.
Your website, whether it's a church or a school, also needs a system that works. Luthernet Web Design, Brave New Church Web Design, and Passive Ninja Web Design can handle setting you up to create and archive articles with the best.
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Sewing Two Rugs Together to Make One Long Hallway Rug
Like me, you probably imagined some way of doing this and then could not find it online, so maybe you gave up, or maybe you ended up here. I wrote the linked article after I just sewed two rugs together. I called it binding two rugs together. It worked, but they never laid quite straight for very long. Maybe it was the length of the rugs, or maybe it was my lack of sewing skills. The rugs looked very nice and worked well for parties, but they just got out of alignment once a day or so, meaning it wasn't a perfect solution.
Birthday Party Idea: Sea Shell Photo Frames
$1 photo frames and free sea shells from our trip to Florida = great birthday party craft for little ones.
Check out the full article here.
Check out the full article here.
How to Retire at Age 40
One good plan is to invent something and sell it. Another one, as in this article, is to sell something online that someone else invented. Both are fairly similar. You can also use email marketing and tons of other ways to make your retirement a bit more dishonest. The point is that online sales, in some form, can do it for you.
Read this article for one idea that's working for one team.
Read this article for one idea that's working for one team.
Portrait of John Groebe
If you want to see generosity in action, here's an article talking about John Groebe.
Progressive Snapshot Review
Take a look at this article about using Progressive's Snapshot feature in order to get a better deal in auto insurance.
http://satisfamily.com/revenue/saving-money/340-beating-the-system-progressive-snapshot
http://satisfamily.com/revenue/saving-money/340-beating-the-system-progressive-snapshot
Lenexa Halloween Trick or Treat Times
There are plenty of activities to do in Johnson County, KS. But if you're looking for Trick or Treat times, it's a bit more difficult to find. Here's a link to one website that has tried to add times for Lenexa and other cities in Johnson County.
Selling Kindle Books in Japan
Why not sell your Kindle books all over the world? The worst that can happen is no one wants to buy them. Here's a link to an article about selling Kindle books in Japan.
Epic Folktale Website
If you're looking for stories of the unexplained, Epicfolktale.com is starting the process of collecting some of these stories for posterity. The process is slow, but check it out every so often for updates.
Satire is Difficult Yet Rewarding
Sometimes it's offensive, and sometimes the point is something with which you may not agree, but the purpose of satire is to make you think, not just nod your head in agreement.
If you are looking for a collection of modern satire that holds its own with any group-written fake newspaper or comedy television show, then check out Nearly News.
Here's a list of the Article titles:
Vandals to Sue for Libel
Teachers Blamed for Everything
V100 Gives up on All Hip Hop Holiday After Only Two Hours
New Standards Set to Measure Standards’ Standards
Racial Bias in Real Estate
Economist Explains School Business Model
Milwaukee Journal Sentinel to be Written Entirely by Community Columnists
War Criminals Beware: The United States is on the Job
New Football Star Must Really be Good
Bucks to Form All-Circus Team
Honey Creek Beach to Open in West Allis
Carload of African-American Teens Navigates Brookfield with no Violations
State Department of Tourism Releases Segregated Multicultural Calendar
CBS 58 Breaks Ice in Experiential News Reporting
Bush Mixes Metaphors but Makes Meaning Clear
Michael Redd Upset Bucks not in Playoff Hunt
H.I.V. Risk Eliminated Through Fear
Mayfair, Wauwatosa to Offer Bus Vouchers
Muslims, Hindus, and American Men Finally Agree on Something
The Official Real Wisconsin News Living Shrine to Barbaro
A Real Wisconsin Parents’ Guide to Controlling Your Kids
Sheboygan 911 Operators Finally Outsmart 'Prank Mastermind'
Zorro Unmasked After Botched Rescue of Maiden from Casa de Culo
Medical College of Wisconsin will not use Dogs
President Bush Uses "Articulate" in a Sentence
Southridge Becoming Crime-Ridden
UW Professor Makes Closing Statements About Hmong
Suite Life of Brewers Fans Should not be Interrupted
21 Arrested in Protest of Army Recruiting Station to Join Fight in Iraq
Shorewood High School Fight Proves Schools Need Change
Young People Dispute Mayfair Rules, Scare Passers-by
Columbia St. Mary's and Froedtert Will Work Twice as Hard to Remain Inefficient
Art Critics Miss Point in Pewaukee Man’s Performance Art
Bush Might Have Misunderconstrued Jackie Robinson Day
It’s Getting Hot up Here
City of Pewaukee Police Chief Reprimanded for Police Humor Wins Award
Man Kidnaps Girlfriend as Part of Mid-life Crisis
Michael McGee Sr. Grieves for Charlie Sykes
Sure, We Don’t Want Iran to Have Nukes, But Why Not Our Used F-14s?
This Memorial Day, Let’s Support the War, but Not Necessarily Our Troops
Men, Help Bring an Air of Respectability to Milwaukee: Work for AirTran
Cheneyator Sent Back in Time to Change Comments on Iraq
Don Imus to Present at NOW Conference in Detroit
Free Mike McGee
Why Can’t Exxon Mobil be Left Alone?
South American Cannibals not Interested in Barry Bonds
MPS Schools Better Reflect Criminal Justice System in New Budget
Mom, You Shouldn't've Damned me to Hell For Waking You Up
Radium in Water Could Save Your Life
Wisconsin Farmers Prepare for Brave New Warm World
President Kermit T. Frog May Issue Full Pardon To Scooter
Bucks Cry Foul Over Referee
Milwaukee Playing Fields Close; Local Ath-elites Worry
Tom Snyder Intimidates, Confuses God
Lil' Einsteins Promote Capitalist, Patriarchal Agenda
Milwaukee Gun Buyback Program Scrapped; Bullet-proof Vests to be Offered
Instead
State Lawmakers Work to Improve Business Environment
Teachers File Unconventional Back to School Lists
Sub-prime Mortgage Crisis Merely Capitalism Doing its Job
Memorial Day, Labor Day Confused
Global Dimming May be Answer to Global Warming
Religious Man Thrown off Flight for Inappropriate Attire
MFHS English Teachers Sick of No-Talent Writers Getting Published
MFHS Teachers Fight for Prime Parking Spots
Food Stamp Challenge to Stamp Out Debt
Milwaukee Gangs to Set up Al-Qaeda-like Training Camps
Martin Lawrence Admits He Plays Serena Williams, Family
Jeep is Staunchest Supporter of War Effort Amongst Automakers
TI Calculators can be Used for Math
Brewers Have Cubs Right Where They Want Them
Senator Herb Kohl Finally Admits: "I'm Straight"
Mr. Jaeger Not Sure of Spirit in Spirit Week
Girls Gone Wild Founder to Tape Guys Gone Wild in Prison
Wonder Woman to Make TV Comeback as Moody, Irritable Teen
Mr. Jaeger's Room Gets New Window
I'm Not Gay, But I Can't Get Samwell's "What What" Out of my Butt, or Head
My Liquor Store Just Slapped me With a Credit Card Fee!
Change in Daylight Saving Time Seen as Bush’s Greatest Environmental Policy
Mr. Jaeger Strikes Against Hollywood
Canadian Scientists to Clone Jesus
The CW Network to Target Lowest IQ Segment
Teachers, Students Perform Ice Theatrics on Way to Class
Two New Morning After Pills to be Sold
Axis of Evil Countries Unveil New Marketing Campaign
New Pica Diet Sweeping the Nation
Packers Could Still Win Super Bowl!
Mr. Jaeger Forms Lanyard Gang
Push Play to Play Chalet, Push Cause
Valentine's Day Cards Confiscated
Bucks Lead League in Moral Victories
Mr. Jaeger in Running for Teacher of the Year Award
Mr. Schraeder Brought Down by Dangerous Combination of Chips and Dip
British Troops Pulled Out of City in England
Don't Most Preachers Say Some Crazy-A$$ $h1t Sometimes?
United States Added to State Department List of Human Rights Violators
MFHS Refuses to Retire Dixon's Number
Bars to Offer New Obama Slammer
MFHS Teacher Skip Day a Success!
Charlton Heston's Gun Finally Pried From His Cold, Dead Hands
Man Who Lost Dream Home to Flooding Says it is Not Enough Nobody Was Not
Hurt
Army Develops New Virtual Game After Criticism at Summerfest
Milwaukee May Vote to Outlaw Guns Next July Fourth
Murders to be Recalculated With Probably Deserved It Factor
Lemurs Claim Ryan Braun as One of Their Own
Sarah Palin Proves Abstinence-Only Education Works, Especially For Others
Obama Must Give up Role as Senator, Television Icon
GOP Wants McCain Heroism, Whiteness to Take Center Stage
Polls Confirm Americans Trust McCain More (With Their Daughters)
TBS Almost Drops Ball During Cubs Broadcast
UN Debates How to Handle Sarah Palin
Test Scores to be Printed on New State IDs
Satan Rescinds Deal for Bush’s Soul
Teachers Addicted to Online Gaming
New Chairs Have More Fun!
New Electronic Sign Awes Passersby
Scott Walker to Disassemble State Government
Note to Teachers: Stop Whining
Scott Walker Bestowed with Honorary College Degree
Train Sent for Wisconsin Senators
Bucyrus CEO Suffering Because of Economy
Walker Takes Several Phone Calls
How Can my Monte Carlo Make Fire Like That?
Scott Walker Saves Christmas
Tom Barrett Not Sure He Needs Another Ass Kicking
Scott Walker Could Have Saved NBA Owners Millions
Newt Gingrich Rewrites History/Religion in Debate
Hiter to Run for Office in Washington County
Aspirin Between Knees Works as Contraceptive, But How?
Scott Walker Not a Horrible Person
Fiscal Cliff No Longer Welcome at Cheers
Mallory Edens Impresses With Words
Facebook to Provide Eternal Life Option
Some articles can be accessed at Real Wisconsin News
If you are looking for a collection of modern satire that holds its own with any group-written fake newspaper or comedy television show, then check out Nearly News.
Here's a list of the Article titles:
Vandals to Sue for Libel
Teachers Blamed for Everything
V100 Gives up on All Hip Hop Holiday After Only Two Hours
New Standards Set to Measure Standards’ Standards
Racial Bias in Real Estate
Economist Explains School Business Model
Milwaukee Journal Sentinel to be Written Entirely by Community Columnists
War Criminals Beware: The United States is on the Job
New Football Star Must Really be Good
Bucks to Form All-Circus Team
Honey Creek Beach to Open in West Allis
Carload of African-American Teens Navigates Brookfield with no Violations
State Department of Tourism Releases Segregated Multicultural Calendar
CBS 58 Breaks Ice in Experiential News Reporting
Bush Mixes Metaphors but Makes Meaning Clear
Michael Redd Upset Bucks not in Playoff Hunt
H.I.V. Risk Eliminated Through Fear
Mayfair, Wauwatosa to Offer Bus Vouchers
Muslims, Hindus, and American Men Finally Agree on Something
The Official Real Wisconsin News Living Shrine to Barbaro
A Real Wisconsin Parents’ Guide to Controlling Your Kids
Sheboygan 911 Operators Finally Outsmart 'Prank Mastermind'
Zorro Unmasked After Botched Rescue of Maiden from Casa de Culo
Medical College of Wisconsin will not use Dogs
President Bush Uses "Articulate" in a Sentence
Southridge Becoming Crime-Ridden
UW Professor Makes Closing Statements About Hmong
Suite Life of Brewers Fans Should not be Interrupted
21 Arrested in Protest of Army Recruiting Station to Join Fight in Iraq
Shorewood High School Fight Proves Schools Need Change
Young People Dispute Mayfair Rules, Scare Passers-by
Columbia St. Mary's and Froedtert Will Work Twice as Hard to Remain Inefficient
Art Critics Miss Point in Pewaukee Man’s Performance Art
Bush Might Have Misunderconstrued Jackie Robinson Day
It’s Getting Hot up Here
City of Pewaukee Police Chief Reprimanded for Police Humor Wins Award
Man Kidnaps Girlfriend as Part of Mid-life Crisis
Michael McGee Sr. Grieves for Charlie Sykes
Sure, We Don’t Want Iran to Have Nukes, But Why Not Our Used F-14s?
This Memorial Day, Let’s Support the War, but Not Necessarily Our Troops
Men, Help Bring an Air of Respectability to Milwaukee: Work for AirTran
Cheneyator Sent Back in Time to Change Comments on Iraq
Don Imus to Present at NOW Conference in Detroit
Free Mike McGee
Why Can’t Exxon Mobil be Left Alone?
South American Cannibals not Interested in Barry Bonds
MPS Schools Better Reflect Criminal Justice System in New Budget
Mom, You Shouldn't've Damned me to Hell For Waking You Up
Radium in Water Could Save Your Life
Wisconsin Farmers Prepare for Brave New Warm World
President Kermit T. Frog May Issue Full Pardon To Scooter
Bucks Cry Foul Over Referee
Milwaukee Playing Fields Close; Local Ath-elites Worry
Tom Snyder Intimidates, Confuses God
Lil' Einsteins Promote Capitalist, Patriarchal Agenda
Milwaukee Gun Buyback Program Scrapped; Bullet-proof Vests to be Offered
Instead
State Lawmakers Work to Improve Business Environment
Teachers File Unconventional Back to School Lists
Sub-prime Mortgage Crisis Merely Capitalism Doing its Job
Memorial Day, Labor Day Confused
Global Dimming May be Answer to Global Warming
Religious Man Thrown off Flight for Inappropriate Attire
MFHS English Teachers Sick of No-Talent Writers Getting Published
MFHS Teachers Fight for Prime Parking Spots
Food Stamp Challenge to Stamp Out Debt
Milwaukee Gangs to Set up Al-Qaeda-like Training Camps
Martin Lawrence Admits He Plays Serena Williams, Family
Jeep is Staunchest Supporter of War Effort Amongst Automakers
TI Calculators can be Used for Math
Brewers Have Cubs Right Where They Want Them
Senator Herb Kohl Finally Admits: "I'm Straight"
Mr. Jaeger Not Sure of Spirit in Spirit Week
Girls Gone Wild Founder to Tape Guys Gone Wild in Prison
Wonder Woman to Make TV Comeback as Moody, Irritable Teen
Mr. Jaeger's Room Gets New Window
I'm Not Gay, But I Can't Get Samwell's "What What" Out of my Butt, or Head
My Liquor Store Just Slapped me With a Credit Card Fee!
Change in Daylight Saving Time Seen as Bush’s Greatest Environmental Policy
Mr. Jaeger Strikes Against Hollywood
Canadian Scientists to Clone Jesus
The CW Network to Target Lowest IQ Segment
Teachers, Students Perform Ice Theatrics on Way to Class
Two New Morning After Pills to be Sold
Axis of Evil Countries Unveil New Marketing Campaign
New Pica Diet Sweeping the Nation
Packers Could Still Win Super Bowl!
Mr. Jaeger Forms Lanyard Gang
Push Play to Play Chalet, Push Cause
Valentine's Day Cards Confiscated
Bucks Lead League in Moral Victories
Mr. Jaeger in Running for Teacher of the Year Award
Mr. Schraeder Brought Down by Dangerous Combination of Chips and Dip
British Troops Pulled Out of City in England
Don't Most Preachers Say Some Crazy-A$$ $h1t Sometimes?
United States Added to State Department List of Human Rights Violators
MFHS Refuses to Retire Dixon's Number
Bars to Offer New Obama Slammer
MFHS Teacher Skip Day a Success!
Charlton Heston's Gun Finally Pried From His Cold, Dead Hands
Man Who Lost Dream Home to Flooding Says it is Not Enough Nobody Was Not
Hurt
Army Develops New Virtual Game After Criticism at Summerfest
Milwaukee May Vote to Outlaw Guns Next July Fourth
Murders to be Recalculated With Probably Deserved It Factor
Lemurs Claim Ryan Braun as One of Their Own
Sarah Palin Proves Abstinence-Only Education Works, Especially For Others
Obama Must Give up Role as Senator, Television Icon
GOP Wants McCain Heroism, Whiteness to Take Center Stage
Polls Confirm Americans Trust McCain More (With Their Daughters)
TBS Almost Drops Ball During Cubs Broadcast
UN Debates How to Handle Sarah Palin
Test Scores to be Printed on New State IDs
Satan Rescinds Deal for Bush’s Soul
Teachers Addicted to Online Gaming
New Chairs Have More Fun!
New Electronic Sign Awes Passersby
Scott Walker to Disassemble State Government
Note to Teachers: Stop Whining
Scott Walker Bestowed with Honorary College Degree
Train Sent for Wisconsin Senators
Bucyrus CEO Suffering Because of Economy
Walker Takes Several Phone Calls
How Can my Monte Carlo Make Fire Like That?
Scott Walker Saves Christmas
Tom Barrett Not Sure He Needs Another Ass Kicking
Scott Walker Could Have Saved NBA Owners Millions
Newt Gingrich Rewrites History/Religion in Debate
Hiter to Run for Office in Washington County
Aspirin Between Knees Works as Contraceptive, But How?
Scott Walker Not a Horrible Person
Fiscal Cliff No Longer Welcome at Cheers
Mallory Edens Impresses With Words
Facebook to Provide Eternal Life Option
Some articles can be accessed at Real Wisconsin News
DIY Church Website Building Can Be Free or Cheap
You can build your own church website. Should you? Maybe. Read this article and get the book on how to do it yourself.
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